My Mr Right

It's all about the law of attraction....
Okay lets not go into a whole lot of scientific theory now so I'll cut it real short.

The law of attractions says

1. You have to know what you want 
2. If you want it enough it'll find its way to you.

So... I've drawn up a rather specific list of what my husband should be like... read on.

WHAT DOES HE LOOK LIKE? Tall, Good looking, Not skinny

HAIR? Shaves it off

STYLE? Clean look. No swag! None of those crazy fashions that'll make him look like some hip hop star... or wear really tight, coloured skinny pants.

T-SHIRTS OR SHIRTS? Either. As long as he doesn't look all serious everyday, or like a horny teenager in those bright printed tees

BOOTS OR FLIP FLOPS? Boots, Sneakers, No flip flops

WHAT DOES HE LIKE TO DO? Going out, Drinks, Lunches, Get together with friends or family, Braais, Movies, Board games, etc.

WHERE DOES HE HANG OUT? Classy spots that aren't too crowded... your Country clubs, or News cafe, etc. 

WHO DOES HE HANG OUT WITH? Professionals, and educated people. Colleagues, Family, Friends.

WHAT SORT OF JOB DOES HE HAVE? A well paying job he studied towards. He most definitely must not be a blue collar worker. Must do something classy with status.

IS HE FUNNY? Yes Please.

SERIOUS? To some extent

ATHLETIC? No... but he must not be fat and round.

SHOULD HE LIKE BOOKS? Not if he will expect me to read too.

ART? I dont really mind.

ARTIST OR SCIENCE GEEK? As long as he doesn't plan on making a living through singing or painting. I like science though so...

WHAT WONT I COMPROMISE ON?  Education, Being trustworthy, Personality

WHAT CAN I COMPROMISE ON? Looks, Background (as long as he is looking to move forward and high in life, doesn't matter what kind of home/background he had)

HONESTY? Yes

WHATS A WHITE LIE? If i catch him in a white lie... something that is not at all serious, something i can understand without being suspicious... i could forgive, but what are the chances?? I'm a very suspicious person.

TRAVELS? Not too much with work. We can all travel together as a family. 

KIDS? Maybe 1. 2 kids? FORGET IT!! 

DIVORCED? Not if there are kids involved

STRONG FAITH? Some faith -yes. But i'm not marrying a Pastor or Preacher.

DIFFERENT FAITH? Any kind of Christian, Id marry.

WHAT IF HE YELLS A LOT? No thanks

IF HE ISN'T AFFECTIONATE? Could forgive

IF HE KISSES FUNNY? LOL

So If anyone meets him before I do... Give him my address.